The research center was doing a survey on three men.
One was an engineer, one was a mathematician, and one
was a roughneck that works on a drilling rig.
They take the engineer and put him in a padded cell and
the only thing in the with him was three steel marbles.
When the doctor came back the engineer had put the
balls into a triangle.
They put the mathematician in there and he figured the
distance between all three marbles. They took him out.
Then they put in the roughneck. When they came back
he had busted one, lost one and had the other in his
lunch bucket.
The moral of the story is that what a roughneck can't
tear up or lose, he'll steal.
JUST A JOKE!!!!!