Daylight Crew
Late one afternoon a member of the clergy
came out to visit a rig. After he had talked with
the hands a short time, he decided they didn't
know about religion. He asked one of the hands
about the bible.
"Do you know who crucified Jesus Christ,
son?"
The hand thought for a minute and then said,
"It must have been them daylight SOBs. They
messed up everything else."