Red Man
   There were three babies in the grocery
market. The mothers pushed them over in
the corner together.  The babies were
talking.  One baby was complaining about
Gerbers baby food and said it was so messy
and it didn't have any taste.  The other baby
said you ought to have to eat spinch put
through a blender.  Then the other baby
said, "That's nothing.  You ought to have to
share a tit with a roughneck that chews Red
Man."